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T O P I C R E V I E WJohn K. RochesterTop Ten Other Things To Say When Stepping On The Moon10. "Set your phasers for 'fun' -- the Buzzmeister has landed!"9. "Jeez, what a dump!"8. "That's one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky."7. "I think I can see Ebert from here."6. "Hey, Linda McGinty of Montclair High School -- remember when you wouldn't go out with me? Well, look at me now -- I'm on the moon!"5. "I'd like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet Earth."4. "Visa -- it's everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks."3. "Does this mean I have to miss the Smashing Pumpkins on 53rd Street?"2. "Holy Crap!"1. "Okay, I stepped on it -- now let's get the hell outta here."Any more you can come up with?Capcom1I like the one from FTETTM (I forgot who said it, maybe Collins to Neil and Buzz)"If you had any guts you'd yell 'What the hell is THAT?' then cut your mike.."I LOVE that one, but then again, gallows humor is my thing...MoonMan Jeff"Which way are the restrooms?""How far to the nearest gas station?""OK, I'm out. Can I take my spacesuit off now!""I came 240,000 miles through radiation belts and freezing outer space and now you tell me there are no jacuzzis ???""Hey Houston.... I SPECIFICALLY said I wanted a planet with TREES !!! ""Hey Buzz... I'm gonna pull down my pants and moon the Earth !!"Duke Of URLDidn't Buzz Aldrin say something along the lines of "Neil may have been the first man to walk on the moon but I'm the first man to take a leak there!"??I'm serious. I heard this someplace. I might have been a few sheets to the wind, but I heard it.BlackarrowIt's true. I heard it. I have it on video (British Interplanetary Society 60th anniversary dinner, Hastings, England, October 1993.Rob Joyner10. "Whew! Anybody else smell cheese?!" 9. "Michael Jackson! You got NOTHIN' on me!" 8. "Wait a minute! This isn't the Sea of Frigoris!" 7. "Yeeew! It feels squishy!!!" 6. "Look! Oprah's vacationing in Jamaica!" 5. "Whoa! Look at that big, black, monolithic thing over there!" 4. "What the...?! The dark side is just one big party! Wooo Hooo!!!" 3. "Wow! I can see Uranus from here!" 2. "Aaah! That's better! Thank goodness for Gold Bond, the only medicated powder I'd take to the Moon!" 1. "Uhh...Hello, Mr. Lucas, Mr. Spielberg."gliderpilotuk"What's that obelisk? My God, it's full of stars" <2001 A Space Odyssey>PaulGlint quote:Originally posted by gliderpilotuk:"What's that obelisk? My God, it's full of stars" <2001 A Space Odyssey>PaulObelisk? In 2001: A Space Odyssey? It looked more like a monolinth. With dimension ratios 1x4x9 (1, 2, and 3 squared) to be exact.gliderpilotuk"MonoliNth"?Maybe I'll concede "monolith" <ROFL>Paulstar61"Wow!...they are never going to believe this back home" Philspaceheaded"It can't be that bad, Mrs. Gorskey!"RandyHI will always fondly remember the humor newspaper 'The Onion' addressing this subject... (warning, adult language ahead) http://www.members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html Rob JoynerThat is very funny!!! But considering that 'less is more', it would have been MUCH more funny if the author(s) had cut back on the 'adjectives' a little!Capcom1The Onion is the absolute best.Sounds like how my mission might have gone if I was 16...DavidHSomeone put together a video clip based on that Onion story.But, as with the Onion story, note that there are lots of "adjectives" and you probably don't want to play it where anyone else can hear. http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/ ------------------ http://allthese worlds.hatbag.net/space.php "America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow." - Commander Eugene Cernan, Apollo 17 Mission, 11 December 1972Duke Of URLI used to have a poster of an astronaut's boot stepping off a LM onto some dog poop.spaceheadedIn the early 70's I had a friend who had a poster with the picture of Aldrin on the moon and a giant caption: "SO WHAT?"A least the creators of that poster imply they accepted as fact that we acually went there.BillJakeIn no particular order....1) Damn, no women, wasted trip...!2) I thought YOU brought the return fuel...3) With this helmet on eveything looks grey...4) What is Alexei doing here...?5) We landed in a sea, doesn't Grumman make canoes...?6) Hey Mike, come on out! (sorry Buzz - just a joke)7) The LEM footpads are only depressed in the surface about six feet...8) Pete might have some trouble with that last step...9) Can you get Nixon on the Phone...?10) I better say something cool, folks years from now will quote me on a thing called collectSPACE.com ------------------Jake Schultz - curator,Newport Way Air Museum (OK, it's just my home)collshubby1.) "Greetings, Comrades!" (in Russian accent)2.) "You're right, Buzz. This is an excellent vantage point to watch the asteroid strike."3.) "Hey, what's a Coke bottle doing out here?"4.) "Help! I'm sinking!"5.) "Um...I think I left the keys to the rover back at the Cape."6.) "Look! No helmet!"7.) "I'm too scared to go out! And you can't make me!"8.) "What's that smell?"9.)"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"10.) Hum the theme to 2001------------------Brian Peterastronautbrian@hotmail.com
10. "Set your phasers for 'fun' -- the Buzzmeister has landed!"
9. "Jeez, what a dump!"
8. "That's one small step for man, once giant leap for my sock puppet Winky."
7. "I think I can see Ebert from here."
6. "Hey, Linda McGinty of Montclair High School -- remember when you wouldn't go out with me? Well, look at me now -- I'm on the moon!"
5. "I'd like to give a shout out to all my homies on the planet Earth."
4. "Visa -- it's everywhere you want to be! I just made 5 million bucks."
3. "Does this mean I have to miss the Smashing Pumpkins on 53rd Street?"
2. "Holy Crap!"
1. "Okay, I stepped on it -- now let's get the hell outta here."
Any more you can come up with?
"If you had any guts you'd yell 'What the hell is THAT?' then cut your mike.."
I LOVE that one, but then again, gallows humor is my thing...
"How far to the nearest gas station?"
"OK, I'm out. Can I take my spacesuit off now!"
"I came 240,000 miles through radiation belts and freezing outer space and now you tell me there are no jacuzzis ???"
"Hey Houston.... I SPECIFICALLY said I wanted a planet with TREES !!! "
"Hey Buzz... I'm gonna pull down my pants and moon the Earth !!"
I'm serious. I heard this someplace. I might have been a few sheets to the wind, but I heard it.
5. "Whoa! Look at that big, black, monolithic thing over there!"
4. "What the...?! The dark side is just one big party! Wooo Hooo!!!" 3. "Wow! I can see Uranus from here!"
2. "Aaah! That's better! Thank goodness for Gold Bond, the only medicated powder I'd take to the Moon!" 1. "Uhh...Hello, Mr. Lucas, Mr. Spielberg."
Paul
quote:Originally posted by gliderpilotuk:"What's that obelisk? My God, it's full of stars" <2001 A Space Odyssey>Paul
Obelisk? In 2001: A Space Odyssey? It looked more like a monolinth. With dimension ratios 1x4x9 (1, 2, and 3 squared) to be exact.
Maybe I'll concede "monolith" <ROFL>
Phil
"It can't be that bad, Mrs. Gorskey!"
------------------ http://allthese worlds.hatbag.net/space.php "America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow." - Commander Eugene Cernan, Apollo 17 Mission, 11 December 1972
A least the creators of that poster imply they accepted as fact that we acually went there.
Bill
1) Damn, no women, wasted trip...!
2) I thought YOU brought the return fuel...
3) With this helmet on eveything looks grey...
4) What is Alexei doing here...?
5) We landed in a sea, doesn't Grumman make canoes...?
6) Hey Mike, come on out! (sorry Buzz - just a joke)
7) The LEM footpads are only depressed in the surface about six feet...
8) Pete might have some trouble with that last step...
9) Can you get Nixon on the Phone...?
10) I better say something cool, folks years from now will quote me on a thing called collectSPACE.com
------------------Jake Schultz - curator,Newport Way Air Museum (OK, it's just my home)
2.) "You're right, Buzz. This is an excellent vantage point to watch the asteroid strike."
3.) "Hey, what's a Coke bottle doing out here?"
4.) "Help! I'm sinking!"
5.) "Um...I think I left the keys to the rover back at the Cape."
6.) "Look! No helmet!"
7.) "I'm too scared to go out! And you can't make me!"
8.) "What's that smell?"
9.)"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
10.) Hum the theme to 2001
------------------Brian Peterastronautbrian@hotmail.com
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